So I decided to start a new segment on the blog, called Kids Korner! And by start a segment, I of course mean I will do this once, lose interest, and never do another [tos] Kids Korner again. The idea for this came, because so many fans have been sending in mail saying that they love [tos], but how can they get their kids in on the [tos] fun. And by so many fans, I of course mean that no one has written in asking that. Although I do have friends with kids who say when they play the OCR, they have to constantly skip tracks because we felt the need to say fuck. Maybe one of the activities in the [tos] Kids Korner will be to de-fuck our album. The next activity is to explain what an album is to kids. BTW, did you notice on the pop up graphic that the "S" is all krazy backwardz!?!? That's so kids will like it. Also google image Kids Korner (with a "K") and see how many images come up. Why the hell are we teaching our kids to misspell corner? That's just krazy! Anyway back to [tos] Kids Korner. In this segment, we're just gonna have fun. Let's start with a recipe! Yay!!!!! That was fun and good for you!

Now every body to the Art Shack! Yay! Today, let's draw!

Here's a fun drawing!* Yay! Great job!

(*Note: Drawings do not reflect the opinions of tos tos,ltd. and/or any subsidiary of tos productions. The opinions of the drawer are his own.)

(Other note: I prolly, struggled for about ten minutes whether to post that drawing. I found it online and it made me laugh outloud, but it's one of those things that did conflict me creatively. Butthole? Gay? Rape? Am I just fueling the fire people? My mom isn't proud when I post shit like that. The [tos] blog should be fun and care free, and yet there you sit at your desk, surfing for a laugh or two, and then out pops some offensive (yet hilarious) cartoon. Vampires. Kids Korner vampires!)

Ok! Let's keep going with Kids Mail! This is one of my favorite parts of [tos] Kids Korner. It's when we answer letters that come to us from [tos] kids!

Dear [tos], Are you going to Broadway? I hope so, because I say to my parents every day that I dream of seeing [tos] on Broadway! I know my dad and my other daddy want to see Mamma Mia, but that show sucks and is boring (*Note: Opinions in Kids Mail do not reflect the opinions of tos tos,ltd. and/or any subsidiary of tos productions. The opinions of this little kid are his/her own) so I beg daddy #1 and daddy #2 to take me to see [tos] when it opens on Broadway. When I lose a tooth, I say, "I hope the tooth fairy will leave two tickets to [tos] and not Tarzan! Because that would hurt even more than losing a tooth...sitting through Tarzan that is. I mean I hear the opening to Tarzan is really beautiful, but it just doesn't sustain momentum, and that the score and book are weak. In theory it seems like a good idea for a family fun musical, but in reality, I hear it just doesn't have an emotional impact, and isn't that why we go to the theatre. I mean sure I want to be entertained, what with the conflict in the Middle East, gas prices sky-rocketing, and my fears that we will find ourselves moving backwards politically (reversing Roe v. Wade? So scary!), but I want to feel at the theatre too. Why can't I find a musical experience that makes me laugh and cry? Like [tos]!" (*Note: Opinions in Kids Mail do not reflect the opinions of tos tos,ltd. and/or any subsidiary of tos productions. The opinions of this little kid are his/her own) Anyhoo, I heart [tos]! (And Hannah Montana!)

Love,
Casey
Age 10


What a great letter Casey! We love Hannah Montana too! To answer your question, yes we are moving to Broadway! You'll just have to wait and see which Broadway I mean! Uh oh! This just in on our SUPER X-treme Kids Kommunikator web-mail site 2000!

To: [tos] Kids Korner
From: Ricky Age 11
RE: Casey's Letter

Hey [tos]! What the fuck kind of answer was that to Casey's letter? "...yes we are moving to Broadway! You'll just have to wait and see which Broadway I mean!" What the fuck does that mean? You either are moving to Broadway in NYC, like the Broadway everybody thinks of when you say Broadway, or you're not. Not that hard of a question. Simple yes or no will suffice.

PS I learned the word 'fuck' by listening to your cast recording. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Thanks for the e-mail Ricky! And keep 'em coming [tos]Kids!

Well that's about all the time we have for [tos] Kids Korner! We'll see ya next time and remember, no mother fuckin' parents allowed! This is [tos] Kids Korner!