As you [tossers] know, the Vineyard theatre was our happy home for
quite some time. We love that place. They rock so hard that you
almost feel you don't want to be rocked that hard, but deep down...you
do. You really, really do.

They started their online auction so that they can raise some bucks and keep
bringing you more kick-assness like [tos].

We have a couple of items. A signed CD ... signed bitches ... signed. And ... drum
roll ... a signed poster. These are rare. Rare like a unicorn. And, we signed it as well. So get out your c-cards, bid it up. I know you wanted to keep bidding on those Great Muppet Caper glasses, but come on..it's [tos], the Vineyard, and a good cause. And like the pimp said to the traveling business man, "If you can afford some business class...you can afford some business ass!" so bid high (dollar amount..you stoners!) and for gosh sakes don't let those Xanadu tickets beat us!

Here's the link: Vineyard Auction

G'luck!